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For several months after the divorce, I felt like the world was against me. Then, I realized that shit happens to people and I am not the only one. I decided to live the lifestyle where I feel I belong. From then on, I live a life of a "homosexual" person. By the way, I live in Dupont Circle, the gay area in Washington, DC. I live in an English basement apartment in the heart of it all. That was the start of a really fun part of my life.
A year ago, I met the most fun and energetic set of friends. I first met Rhonda, (Ronaldo); he cannot live without a boyfriend. He would keep a one just for the sake of it even though he was not happy anymore. Rhonda also claims that he is a "Top" even though "Bottom" was written all over his butt. He is slowly admitting that he is enjoying being a "bottom" and is craving it. Then, Rhonda introduced me to Samantha, (Samuel), my in-denial alcoholic friend who is a spoiled brat, not to mention a big time nagger. Guys leave him all the time because of his nagging and his jealousy. Soon after, I met Brittany, (Brett) in one of the local gay bars. Brittany moved to the States several months before I met him. The very first night, he stole the guy that I liked. What a good introduction! On the contrary, Brittany is the life of the party and always makes people laugh. That leaves Lucy, (Brian), and Maddie, (Anthony). Lucy tells highly exaggerated stories. Stories about the big the dicks of his/ her tricks. When he/she says big, that means small. We stopped believing. We often tell him/her that he/she is suffering from delusions. That was where the name Lucy originated.
We got burned so many times by Lucy. We pursued all the guys Lucy referred as guys with big dicks. A quick confession, Brittany, Maddie, and myself (they call me Zarina) are all size queens. Size Queens are gay guys or maybe even straight women who like big dicks. Let me capitalize it: I MEAN BIG DICKS!!!. As Brittany's says, if it is less than seven inches, then the guy will just have to settle for having coffee with her. Lastly, Maddie, all you have to do is ride his ego. He likes to be the center of attention. The phrase we often hear from him lately is "I got fucked again and I did not enjoy it. It was like getting fucked with a long toothpick." His boyfriend has a long thin as a stick dick. He hates it, but he began to love the guy. That is his story.
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